I love how the internet stalks you for me.

18th March 2013

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usbdongle:

pizzarash:

salternates:

#P-P-P-POKER FACE   #ERIK IS A TROLL

HAJSHKGJHKHASHW/ 

This makes me laugh every time.

Tagged: dyingCharles XavierErik LehnserX-MenX-Men First Class

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17th March 2013

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usbdongle:

For those that need this group to exist.
(Feel free to join!) 

Can this be a real thing? ;_;

Tagged: usbdongleWheatleyPortal 2Core-a-Holics Anonymous

16th March 2013

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wheaterz:

ka-star:

upperstories:

usb-dongle:

the-unsigned:

thehappinessmachine:

So I went to check out the wiki to find out more information about the AP-SAP/TF2 Wheatley, and…

He was a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility.

a nice lady in an abandoned science facility

a nice lady

SENTIENT…

NICE LADY…

BUT SENTIENT. OH THE VALIDATION! *skips off into the sunset* (I might write. I miiiiight. I might. I probably won’t but it’s at least 1% more likely than it was last week.)

AH FUCK THATS RIGHT

confirmation that Wheatley is sentient and not just extremely well programmed 

aw shoot i could cry

-SPIT TAKES-

HOLY-

Looks like Valve knows how to feed the Wheatley fandom. :p

*Fed* 

Tagged: WheatleyPortal 2Team Fortress 2TF2ap-sapValve

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7th March 2013

Photo reblogged from "Cantillating an unbroken chorus of Oh Snaps." with 3,149 notes

paperseverywhere:

“Oh hey! It’s you! To be honest, I never, ever thought I’d see you again. You know, because, the probability of me landing near your location is, well, one in a million. But I’m glad! Little old me is glad that—and you look great, by the way, almost didn’t recognize you without the jumpsuit though. But I am happy, very happy that you’re here.” 

pfffzzzt click click [WARNING: core meltdown. 96% sustained damage. Shut down imminent.]

Oh. Oh no no nononononono. Don’t panic. I’m still okay, I’m still alright. Just a little glitch in the system, there’s nothing wrong with me. Okay fine, there’s something wrong—I admit that I look worse than when I first woke you up. But—[WARNING]—okay, okayokayokay. Remember that time when I almost killed you? Alright, not the best way to start I know but, argh, this didn’t sound that bad in my head. Stupid, stupid, moronic me. [WARNING] 

All I wanted to say was that I’m so sor-zzzzkrwkkpatireri [WARNING]

[WARNING]

Tagged: Portal 2Wheatleymy feelings ;_;

3rd March 2013

Photo reblogged from Loki is the 'Milky Way' to my universe: Ric with 552 notes

hackedmotionsensors:

Tony. And. Thor. In. Mechanics. Uniform.

…I think I just realized how RIDICULOUSLY GAY comic books can be. XD <3

Tagged: Tony StarkThorlololol

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