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Nicholephobia is the fear of becoming addicted to an old MMORPG.
Aamiphobia is the fear of beating skyrim.
Tesshinphobia is the fear of finding food in a bra.
“Shelbyphobia is the fear of being a cyborg in the human-robot war.”
Yes. Good. I will find this incredibly believeable.
Dexyphobia is the fear of dogs dressed as Santa.
my one weakness
Sydneyphobia is the fear of other fandoms
:IJulesphobia is the fear of becoming Tumblr famous.
oop
Ysaphobia is the fear of “ATM Machines”.
…what.
Meganphobia is the fear of eating trees.
Hollyphobia is the fear of being so fresh people can suck nuts.
umm..
What did I just read
Rashidaphobia is the fear of your job being a joke, being broke, your love life DOA.
Ouch, thanks.
Rhiannaphobia is the fear of becoming a brony.
Anniephobia is the fear of Crazy Spice. *snort*
Rachelphobia is the fear of jogging in the morning.
…it knows me…
Nikaphobia is the fear of half-birthdays. Oh.
firebloomsphobia is the fear of admitting you like a show that a bunch of weirdos love.
gyzymphobia is the fear of “ATM Machines”
a) REALLY? NOT FEAR OF….REALLY?!?!
b)automated teller machine machine *grits teeth*
Kagephobia is the fear of marrying toast.
…wut.
Source: autobrobot