So, I am supposed to be writing other things, but I’ve been transcribing ficbits out of my notebook from this week and this was one of them. And because I have this crippling social anxiety about everything I write these days, I also have this equally bizarre need to FINISH the damn stories. I’m not sure where it comes from, but as a kind Anon pointed out to me yesterday, it’s just…something I need to do. I keep writing because I have to. And melodramatic as it sounds, it’s probably one of the very few tethers left to my rapidly fading sanity these days.
BUT: personal bullshit quite aside, this is the result of my stonehard kink for throne!sex. I also have a defective brain that enjoys drawing connections and parallels where none exist, and the other day I found myself intrigued by the fact that in Ask The Odd Family From Asgard, offhisface!Loki apparently decided to conceive Ragni upon Hliðskjálf, and then after his birth mourned the fact that he could never produce the perfect heir. Not that this fic exactly explores that idea, but that’s where it came from. I apologise, too, for the fact it’s rough and lacks the basic humour that makes the blog itself so damned wonderful; as I said, my writing these days is just my way of dealing with stuff you don’t want to hear about.
As always, Gorgeous Artist Lady, if this does not please you: tell me and I shall delete post-haste. Otherwise, again the title doesn’t have a lot to do with anything save the fact I listened to this song quite a few times while listening.
I also believe something else wrote an imagining of this scenario once before, and much better, too; for that I apologise. Like I said, I just really like my throne!sex. D: I won’t do it again.
there are people who hate thor because they side with loki
there are people who hate loki because they side with thor
and then there are thorki shippers
who just hate everything because shipping them means pain
“You have a heart.”
Ugh beautiful. @_@
roses are red
violets are blue
-a poem by thor
This made me laugh more than it should have. XD
tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. (x)
D: …bb Loki nuuuuuuu… D:
I had to do like, a fucking twelve take.
I have seen many weird starters on omegle, but this… this one wins the weird award.
I don’t usually re-blog these RPs but … I laughed for far too long.
A/N: Okay, so I wrote this for the lovely mod at Ask the odd family from Asgard because I love her comics. Her characters are perfection. Funny, sexy, vulnerable, and she brings ALL THE FEELS.
And I got to wondering how they decided on starting their wacky little family. I bothered our lovely mod, she answered some pertinent questions, et voila! Cracky goodness. I guess warning for discussed mpreg? I hope you all enjoy, especially Ask the odd family from Asgard ! I <3 you!
Thank you SO SO SO much phuriousphandompheels for the super fast beta! <3
I. Love. Everything. About. You.
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